Mark Twain \u00ebsht\u00eb cil\u00ebsuar si humoristi m\u00eb i madh amerikan i koh\u00ebs s\u00eb tij dhe ati i let\u00ebrsis\u00eb amerikane.<\/p>\n
M\u00eb posht\u00eb jan\u00eb 50 aforizma nga autori me fam\u00eb bot\u00ebrore:<\/p>\n
1- Kujdes kur t\u00eb lexoni libra sh\u00ebndeti. Mund t\u00eb vdisni p\u00ebr nj\u00eb gabim shtypi.<\/p>\n
2- Un\u00eb jam lavd\u00ebruar shum\u00eb her\u00eb dhe gjithmon\u00eb ata q\u00eb m\u00eb lavd\u00ebrojn\u00eb m\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb siklet, un\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb ndjej se ata nuk kan\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb mjaftuesh\u00ebm.<\/p>\n
3- Nuk e kam lejuar asnj\u00ebher\u00eb shkollimin t\u00eb nd\u00ebrhyj\u00eb me arsimimin.<\/p>\n
4- Njeriu q\u00eb nuk lexon libra t\u00eb mir\u00eb nuk ka asnj\u00eb avantazh ndaj atij q\u00eb s\u2019mund t\u2019i lexoj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
5- Klima \u00ebsht\u00eb ajo q\u00eb ne presim, koha \u00ebsht\u00eb ajo me t\u00eb cil\u00ebn t\u00eb merrni.<\/p>\n
6- Problemi me k\u00ebt\u00eb bot\u00eb nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb se njer\u00ebzit din\u00eb shum\u00eb pak, por se dini kaq shum\u00eb gj\u00ebra q\u00eb s\u2019q\u00ebndrojn\u00eb.<\/p>\n
7 -\u00cbsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e leht\u00eb ta l\u00ebsh duhanin. Un\u00eb e kam b\u00ebr\u00eb me qindra her\u00eb.<\/p>\n
8 -Blini tok\u00eb. Askush s\u2019e prodhon m\u00eb.<\/p>\n
9- Nga t\u00eb gjitha gj\u00ebrat q\u00eb kam humbur, m\u00eb ka marr\u00eb malli m\u00eb shum\u00eb p\u00ebr mendjen.<\/p>\n
10- Ka disa mbrojtje t\u00eb mira kund\u00ebr tundimit, por m\u00eb e sigurta \u00ebsht\u00eb frika.<\/p>\n
11- Mos u sillni rrotull duke th\u00ebn\u00eb se bota ju detyron jetes\u00ebn. Bota nuk ju detyron asgj\u00eb. Ishte k\u00ebtu para jush.<\/p>\n
12- Gjithmon\u00eb falini armiqt\u00eb, asgj\u00eb s\u2019i m\u00ebrzit m\u00eb shum\u00eb.<\/p>\n
13 -Mund t\u2019i rezistoj gjith\u00e7kaje, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 tundimit.<\/p>\n
14- Shko n\u00eb Parajs\u00eb p\u00ebr klim\u00eb, shko n\u00eb Ferr p\u00ebr shoq\u00ebri.<\/p>\n
15- Zem\u00ebrimi \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb acid q\u00eb mund t\u00eb d\u00ebmtoj\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb en\u00ebn n\u00eb t\u00eb cil\u00ebn ai ruhet sesa k\u00ebdo tjet\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
16- Mblidhi faktet e tua m\u00eb par\u00eb, pastaj mund t\u2019i shtremb\u00ebrosh ato si t\u00eb duash.<\/p>\n
17- \u00cbsht\u00eb m\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb hesht\u00ebsh dhe t\u00eb mendojn\u00eb q\u00eb je budalla se sa t\u00eb hap\u00ebsh goj\u00ebn dhe t\u00eb heqin \u00e7do dyshim.<\/p>\n
18 -Kurdo q\u00eb ti e gjeni veten n\u00eb an\u00ebn e shumic\u00ebs, \u00ebsht\u00eb koha p\u00ebr pauz\u00eb dhe reflektim.<\/p>\n
19- Mir\u00ebsia \u00ebsht\u00eb gjuha t\u00eb cil\u00ebn t\u00eb shurdhrit mund ta d\u00ebgjojn\u00eb dhe t\u00eb verbrit mund ta shohin.<\/p>\n
20- Nj\u00eb njeri q\u00eb mban nj\u00eb mace nga bishti m\u00ebson di\u00e7ka q\u00eb ai nuk mund ta m\u00ebsoj\u00eb n\u00eb asnj\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb tjet\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
21- Miq t\u00eb mir\u00eb, libra t\u00eb mir\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb nd\u00ebrgjegje t\u00eb past\u00ebr: kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb jeta ideale.<\/p>\n
22- Nj\u00eb person i cili nuk d\u00ebshiron t\u00eb lexoj\u00eb nuk ka asnj\u00eb avantazh ndaj atij q\u00eb nuk mund t\u00eb lexoj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
23- N\u00eb radh\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb, Per\u00ebndia i b\u00ebri idiot\u00ebt. Kjo ishte p\u00ebr praktik\u00eb. Pastaj ai i b\u00ebri d\u00ebrrasat e zeza t\u00eb shkollave.<\/p>\n
24- Lajmet rreth vdekjes sime kan\u00eb qen\u00eb t\u00eb tepruara jasht\u00eb \u00e7do mase.<\/p>\n
25- Njeriu nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb kurr\u00eb m\u00eb i sinqert\u00eb sesa kur e pranon q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb g\u00ebnjeshtar.<\/p>\n
26- Un\u00eb nuk do t\u00eb doja t\u00eb angazhoja veten n\u00eb lidhje me Parajs\u00ebn dhe Ferrin \u2013 shikoni, un\u00eb kam miq n\u00eb t\u00eb dyja vendet.<\/p>\n
27- E gjitha \u00e7far\u00eb ju duhet \u00ebsht\u00eb injoranca e vet\u00ebbesimi, dhe suksesi \u00ebsht\u00eb i sigurt.<\/p>\n
28 \u2013 Informacionet m\u00eb interesante vijn\u00eb nga f\u00ebmij\u00ebt, sepse ata thon\u00eb gjith\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb din\u00eb dhe pastaj ndalen.<\/p>\n
29- Karakterin e njeriut mund ta m\u00ebsosh nga mbiemrat t\u00eb cil\u00ebt ai zakonisht p\u00ebrdor n\u00eb bised\u00eb.<\/p>\n
30- Mungesa e parave \u00ebsht\u00eb rr\u00ebnja e gjith\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebqijave.<\/p>\n
31- Gjithmon\u00eb b\u00ebj mir\u00eb. Kjo do t\u2019i k\u00ebnaq\u00eb disa njer\u00ebz dhe do e habis\u00eb pjes\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
32- Mos lejoni shkollimin t\u00eb nd\u00ebrhyj\u00eb n\u00eb formimin tuaj.<\/p>\n
33- T\u00eb gjitha p\u00ebrgjith\u00ebsimet jan\u00eb t\u00eb rreme, duke p\u00ebrfshir\u00eb edhe k\u00ebt\u00eb.<\/p>\n
34- M\u00ebnyra e vetme p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbajtur sh\u00ebndetin tuaj \u00ebsht\u00eb t\u00eb hani at\u00eb q\u00eb ju nuk doni, t\u00eb pini at\u00eb q\u00eb ju nuk p\u00eblqeni, dhe t\u00eb b\u00ebni at\u00eb q\u00eb nuk doni aspak t\u00eb b\u00ebni.<\/p>\n
35- \u00cbsht\u00eb mir\u00ebsia e Per\u00ebndis\u00eb q\u00eb n\u00eb vendin ton\u00eb i kemi k\u00ebto tri gj\u00ebra tej mase t\u00eb \u00e7muara: Liria e fjal\u00ebs, liria e nd\u00ebrgjegjes, dhe kujdesi p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos praktikuar asnj\u00ebher\u00eb asnj\u00ebr\u00ebn prej tyre.<\/p>\n
36- N\u00ebse puna juaj \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb hani nj\u00eb bretkos\u00eb, m\u00eb e mira \u00ebsht\u00eb ta hani q\u00eb n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes. Dhe n\u00eb qoft\u00eb puna juaj \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb hani dy bretkosa, m\u00eb mir\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb t\u00eb filloni nga m\u00eb e madhja.<\/p>\n
37- Rrudhat duhet thjesht t\u00eb tregojn\u00eb se nga ka kaluar buz\u00ebqeshja.<\/p>\n
38- Raca njer\u00ebzore ka nj\u00eb arm\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb efektive, dhe kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e qeshura.<\/p>\n
39- Kurr\u00eb mos e l\u00ebr p\u00ebr nes\u00ebr at\u00eb q\u00eb mund ta b\u00ebsh pasnes\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
40- Kur miqt\u00eb tuaj fillojn\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb lavd\u00ebrojn\u00eb se dukesh i ri, kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb shenj\u00eb e sigurt q\u00eb je duke u plakur.<\/p>\n
41- Un\u00eb mund t\u00eb jetoj dy muaj me nj\u00eb kompliment t\u00eb mir\u00eb.<\/p>\n
42- N\u00eb thelb jan\u00eb dy lloje t\u00eb njer\u00ebzve. Njer\u00ebzit t\u00eb cil\u00ebt arrijn\u00eb gj\u00ebra, dhe njer\u00ebzit t\u00eb cil\u00ebt pretendojn\u00eb t\u00eb ken\u00eb realizuar gj\u00ebra. Grupi i par\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb pak i populluar.<\/p>\n
43- Si nj\u00eb shembull p\u00ebr t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt, dhe se un\u00eb nuk kujdesem p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb i vet\u00ebp\u00ebrmbajtur, ka qen\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb rregull p\u00ebr mua q\u00eb t\u00eb mos pi duhan kur jam n\u00eb gjum\u00eb, dhe t\u00eb mos ndalem kurr\u00eb s\u00eb piri duhan kur jam zgjuar.<\/p>\n
44- Njeriu u krijua n\u00eb fund t\u00eb jav\u00ebs s\u00eb pun\u00ebs kur Per\u00ebndia ishte i lodhur.<\/p>\n
45- Ligjet e kontrollojn\u00eb njeriun e vog\u00ebl \u2026 Sjellja e drejt\u00eb e kontrollon njeriun e madh.<\/p>\n
46- Puna \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb e keqe e nevojshme p\u00ebr t\u2019u shmangur.<\/p>\n
47- \u201cKlasik\u201d. Nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr q\u00eb njer\u00ebzit e lavd\u00ebrojn\u00eb dhe nuk lexojn\u00eb.<\/p>\n
48- Le t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb nj\u00eb p\u00ebrpjekje t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb ndaluar s\u00eb komunikuari me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb ne mund t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb disa biseda.<\/p>\n
49- Njeriu \u00ebsht\u00eb kafsha e vetme q\u00eb skuqet ose ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb skuqet.<\/p>\n
50- M\u00eb mir\u00eb nj\u00eb premtim i shkelur se nj\u00eb premtim i padh\u00ebn\u00eb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mark Twain \u00ebsht\u00eb cil\u00ebsuar si humoristi m\u00eb i madh amerikan i koh\u00ebs s\u00eb tij dhe ati i let\u00ebrsis\u00eb amerikane. M\u00eb posht\u00eb jan\u00eb 50 aforizma nga autori me fam\u00eb bot\u00ebrore: 1- Kujdes kur t\u00eb lexoni libra sh\u00ebndeti. Mund t\u00eb vdisni p\u00ebr nj\u00eb gabim shtypi. 2- Un\u00eb jam lavd\u00ebruar shum\u00eb her\u00eb dhe gjithmon\u00eb ata q\u00eb m\u00eb lavd\u00ebrojn\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4624,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,10,11,14,15,19],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n