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Jemi i vetmi vend q\u00eb t\u00eb \u201ckrisurve\u201d, \u201c t\u00eb \u201clojturve\u201d n\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u2019i d\u00ebrgojm\u00eb n\u00eb spital u japim like n\u00eb facebook.<br \/>\n5. Jemi i vetmi vend ku normali duket i \u00e7mendur, i \u00e7menduri i men\u00e7ur dhe i men\u00e7uri budalla!<br \/>\n6. Jemi i vetmi vend ku pastruesja ka turp t\u00eb pastroj\u00eb, shoferi t\u00eb drejtoj\u00eb makin\u00eb dhe roja t\u00eb ruaj\u00eb!<br \/>\n7. Jemi i vetmi vend ku m\u00eb leht\u00eb m\u00ebsojm\u00eb nj\u00eb gjuh\u00eb t\u00eb huaj se t\u00eb themi fjal\u00ebt: m\u00eb fal, t\u00eb lutem, ndjes\u00eb!<br \/>\n8. Jemi i vetmi vend ku ..m\u00eb shum\u00eb etik\u00eb kan\u00eb njer\u00ebzit brenda n\u00eb burg se ata n\u00eb Parlament!<br \/>\n9. Jemi i vetmi vend q\u00eb kur nuk na p\u00eblqen nj\u00eb pun\u00ebt publike t\u00eb qeveris\u00eb n\u00eb rrug\u00eb ngush\u00ebllohemi se i shohim m\u00eb t\u00eb bukura n\u00eb instagram!<br \/>\n10 Jemi i vetmi vend q\u00eb mblidhemi me dhjet\u00ebra mij\u00ebra dhe protestojm\u00eb fuqish\u00ebm n\u00eb\u2026facebook!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Lutfi Dervishi 1. Jemi i vetmi vend q\u00eb nuk lexojm\u00eb jo se nuk duam, por se nuk kemi metro! 2. Jemi i vetmi vend q\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb mirin dhe m\u00eb t\u00eb zotin e duam ta shohim sa m\u00eb shpejt sa m\u00eb larg vendit! 3. 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